Sunday, October 30, 2016

The people in the neighborhood

My original intent was to wax philosophical on this topic. I changed my mind.

I present: The People in Our Neighborhoods. Have some fun! Sing along.




Verse 1: Sing with me
Kelly Forostiak's a school teach-er
Who says her kids are not like he-r
She says that they are all assholes
I think it's time for new job goals!

Kelly Forostiak's a person in your neighborhood,
In your neighborhood,
In your neighborho-od!
A teacher is a person in your neighborhood (school)
A person that you meet each day!

Verse 2: 
There's Teacher's Aide, Jane Allen Wo-od
She posted something real un-go-od
She called Michelle a go-ril-la
The school board had to fire her!

Jane Allen Wood is a person in your neighborhood,
In your neighborhood,
In your neighborho-od!
A teacher's aide's a person in your neighborhood
A person that you meet each day!

Verse 3:
Diane Amoratis was a nurse in Philly.
She dreamed of running down a Black rally
She posted on Facebook one night,
Before long she was out of sight!

Oh Diane is a person in your neighborhood,
In your neighborhood,
In your neighborho-od!
A nurse is a person in your neighborhood (hospital)
A person that you meet each day!

Verse 4.
Med students spend long years in scho-ol
They learn all kinds of stuff that's co-ol
But some of them think Blacks don't hurt,
That thinking is as dumb as dirt!

Oh a med student's a person in your neighborhood,
In your neighborhood,
In your neighborho-od!
A med student's a person in your neighborhood (ER)
A person that you meet each day!

Verse 5.
Josh Doggrell is a White suprem-acist
That means that he's a real rac-ist
But he is also a beat cop
Let's hope he never tells you "Stop!"

A policeman is a person in your neighborhood,
In your neighborhood,
In your neighborho-od!
A policeman is a person in your neighborhood (police station)
A person that you meet each day!

Bonus verse!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Verse 6.
John Roberts, is the Chief Supre-me
I don't know what you think that mean
He's always hated the VRA
One day he made it go away!

(verse addendum)
He supported Plessy v Fergus-on
Which encouraged school segregati-on
He thinks that we're post-racial now,
He's wrong and this pic shows you how!

John Roberts is a person in your neighborhood,
In your neighborhood,
In your neighborho-od!

These people are the people in our neighborhoods.
They're the people that we meet, when we're walking down the street.
They're the people that we meet EACH DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that's just six examples. Think there might be more? I sure do. U-biq-ui-damn-tous. Erry-damn-where.

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